In my next life I want to come back a man just so I can see what it would be like to
Wake up every morning and get just myself ready and walk out the door without an extra thought.
Come home from work and feel no guilt in watching TV or reading the newspaper.
Not HAVE to do a single thing around the house unless someone asks you.
Close the door while going to the bathroom and not have anyone banging on it asking "What are you doing?!?"
Not hear a single cry in the middle of the night.
Have my dresser filled with clean sox and underwear and not worry about how they got there.
Have someone cook my meals and clean them up.
After having three kids can still ask, "where are the diapers?"